On 13th of September 2008, a one day trip to zm's house is organized. Let's us ask him some questions about it.
Q: How many people came?
A: Aiyo, more than 100 loh... hah? oh, u mean today? One, Jian Sheng. =_=}}
Q: What did you two did?
A: Aiya, u know la. Two boys in a room, what can we do??? =X
Q: What is the funniest part?
A: HAHAHAHA!!!! I threw the tv cloth up... swt... and u know what happened? LOOK AT THE PICTURES...
The position of cloth now...
~lalalala~
~HAHAHA~
~swt~
~WTH???~
~AHHHH!!!~
~OMG!!!~
~opps~
HAH??? SO HIGH MEH I THROW????
The cloth still hanging there... haha.... i dun wan 2 take it down... wat a cruel thing to do...!
Q: Anybody hurt???
A: Why hurt??? SWT... *choy choy choy* a.k.a *touchwood*... swt... nobody hurt la... ur heart hurt?
Q: Did you two played???
A: YES, WE DID. SO PAIN! AH! I TOLD HIM TO STOP EDI.... PAIN!!! swt... we played a bit of PS2 (not "play *** together" ar...! and a bit of yugioh!, i won 3 times and he won 1 time... *blek*
Q: What do you want to say now?
A: Huh? What? I want to say that your questions are all crazy!
Q: I heard u all want to do sivik project. How?
A: AH!!! U crazy ar? Two people do wat project? *wait*... can do one more project oh... neh, the two on the bed wan ar.... *swt*
Q: Did JS kiss you?
A: Hey, you! Your questions are all out of topic. He kiss or not kiss is not your business. GO FIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!
Q: How is your room now?
A: Oh, quite messy (as usual). But after he went back, I cleaned it up. Okay la.
Q: Today is...?
A: .......... *ignore him/her*
Q: Why you didn't answer my previous question?
A: *gone crazy!!!!!* WHY MUST I ANSWER? U GIV ME RM1000 IZZIT?
Q: Maybe. But if I give you RM1000, will you give me RM2000?
A: AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Q: Why u shouted?
A: *faint*
Q: Am I annoying you?
A: AS A MATTER OF FACT, YES, YOU DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Q: So what did you want me to do now?
A: I want you to take your "there" away now!
Q: Do u hate me?
A: *cry*... T___T
Q: I just want to know about the trip only. Can't I?
A: THEN ASK ONLY ABOUT THE TRIP!!!!!!!! AH!!!
Q: Okay, what time did the trip start?
A: *now only ask... =.=*... 12pm
Q: End on...?
A: 4.30pm
Q: Why so early end?
A: Not your business.
Q: You ask me to ask you about the trip mah!!! *cries* Then, what do u want me to ask?
A: Actually, from starting until now, I didn't ask you to ask me. PERASAN!!!!
Q: Will you want to hear a joke?
A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Q: Means you want la, izzit?
A: T_T, if i hear edi, will u get lost?
Q: Yes, I will. So, I start ah?
A: YES! FASTER START AND END QUICKLY!!!
JOKE:
operator: Thank you for calling Pizza Pondok Batu.
customer: Hallo, can I order...
operator: Can I have your multi purpose card number first, sir?
customer: It's ah... hold on... xxxxxxxx-xx-xxxxx
operator: Ok, you're... Mr. Latu Singh and you're calling from 23 Jalan Abu Obor. Your home number is xxxxxxxxx, your office, xxxxxxxxxx and your mobile is xxxxxxxxxx. Which number are you calling from, sir?
customer: Home! HOW DID YOU GET ALL MY PHONE NUMBER?
operator: We are connected to the system, sir.
customer: Nevermind, can I order a Seafood Pizza.....
operator: That's not a good idea, sir.
customer: How come?!?
operator: According to medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level, sir.
customer: WHAT? ... What did you recommend then?
operator: Try our Low Fat Hokkien Lor Fun Pizza. You'll like it.
customer: How do you know for sure?
operator: You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the National Library last week, sir.
customer: OK. I give up... Give me three family-size ones then, how much will it cost?
operator: That should be enough for your family of eight, sir. The total is RMxxx.xx.
customer: Can I pay by credit card?
operator: I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you are owing the bank RM xxxx.xx since November last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, sir.
customer: I guess I have to run to the neighborhood ATM and withdraw some cash before you guy arrives.
operator: You can't sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today.
customer: Nevermind, just send me the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready. How long is it going to take anyway?
operator: About 45 minutes, sir. But if you can't wait, you can always come and collect it on your own motorcycle.
customer: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!??
operator: According to the details in the system, you own a scooter registration number XX xxxx
customer: !@#$%^&*&^%$#@
operator: Better watch your language, sir. Remember on 10th June 20xx, you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman.
customer: (speechless)
operator: Is there anything else, sir?
customer: Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me the three free bottles of cola as advertised?
operator: We normally would, sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic...
Q: So how was it?
A: (speechless)
Q: hah?
A: Sorry, too sleepy.. finish? thanks, and sayonara!!! (smiles)
Q: Aren't you're going to praise me?
A: (shock) WHY MUST I PRAISE YOU?!?!?!
Q: (cries)... T_T... So tired saying that joke and you say like that. So, anything more?
A: FROM JUST NOW, I TOLD U THAT I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY EDI AND U MAY GO NOW!
Q: bye... aren't u going to miss me?
A: This is your answer, (slaps, kick, punch, jump and watever on him/her)
IT MEANS THIS IS THE END OF TODAY'S POST! (sleep)zzz
Z_hen_men_G
[Blank Mind of Puzzle]
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